The Monster Engine by Dave DeVries
Half children’s book, half demonstration, half workshop, half art series, ALL MONSTER!! Dave DeVries meets with children from across the nation, gathering their illustrations full of awkward lines and unfamiliar anatomy and paints them, adding an extra dimension to these irregular-shaped imaginings.
oh god
Imagine your grandfather having to deal with living in a nation full of bigoted people who all looked a little bit different than him, saying the same hurtful shit over and over, making him think he wasn’t human; let alone being fucking owned to someone else. Imagine this next time you tell that edgy, ‘hilarious’ joke. How about try treating everyone like a human instead.
Imagine living in a world where you couldn’t marry who you loved because it went against someone else’s religion. Imagine how they would call you unnatural for loving a woman, and said you deserved to burn forever and die.
Imagine a world where you were not able to fly, and everyone constantly mocked you for it, as it was the norm. There were no sidewalks, no streets. Everyone always flew from place to place. They had to fucking build shitty stairways so that you could walk everywhere, and everyone rolled their eyes when they saw your broken wings. Children stare at you and cry if you have really shitty, low flying mechanical wings that don’t do shit.
Imagine a world where quantum physics was taught in kindergarten, and everyone said you were nothing more than a fucking vegetable for not getting it instantly.
Imagine a world where just recently, males are making strides in work and education, and yet all the women, who have always been at the forefront of everything (because men were forbidden) are making fun of how they deserve nothing more than to stay home and serve them. Imagine these woman almost always taller and able to overpower than the average male. Imagine they loved shoving shit up your ass. Imagine knowing that 1 out of 8 men have been raped by a woman. Imagine walking home on dark nights scared out of your shit that a woman will hold you down and take what she wants from you and make you bleed.
Imagine a world where you have done many things but kids 50 years younger than you who don’t know shit and who like twilight always mock you, just because you move a little slower than they do.
Imagine you were born with a hole where your penis and balls are supposed to be. Imagine knowing, like you do now, that you are supposed to have a penis. You don’t know why- but you obviously know you are supposed to have a penis. Imagine everyone telling you that you are disgusting, only trying to trick everyone, that you are so funny and cute when you try put on guys clothes or look for corrective surgery to give you your damn penis back.
People should have more respect for the Planet Jackers.
I mean how hard core do you have to be for the Irkens to stick to a treaty with you that states they can just go around taking planets that the Irken’s haven’t specifically tagged.
These guys steal planets, WHOLE PLANETS, out of their ORBIT and drag them back to their SUN.
Where they throw the ENTIRE planet in, to feed it.
These bastards are HARD CORE.
Moment of silence for Planet Jackers’ sun.
Jamie Hewlett from Gorillaz, utterly unimpressed with an interviewer.
Jamie Hewlett and Jhonen Vasquez. I now ship it.
great did the world really need to think about your butthole
Dude, we got in a huge discussion about me having deformed nipples a couple weeks ago, it’s safe to say I don’t give a fuck.
lady, I don’t remember what I ate for dinner two nights ago. I hardly think I’d remember your nipples.
Two nights ago for dinner I ate your nipples was my first readthrough of that sentence.
Found this audio file of my voice that Rikki Simons sent me some years back. It’s from his old answering machine maybe a day after we watched Visitor Q. Rikki was having a violent reaction to that film’s excessive milkiness, and I guess I just wanted to keep it going by leaving this message on his machine.
Re-blogging this again because I can
sjdf
wat is air
great did the world really need to think about your butthole
Dude, we got in a huge discussion about me having deformed nipples a couple weeks ago, it’s safe to say I don’t give a fuck.
badwolfwill asked: no that was surgically removed before puberty so I wouldn't get teased during wrestling practice. I mean my actual second wiener. I call that one Hank because of the X-Man.
THERE’S WILL’S JOKE, WORLD. I WAS POOPING YOU DICK. I WAS GONNA PUBLISH IT EVENTUALLY. GAWD.
Fandom: Final Fantasy
“… as Sephiroth pushed his woolly mammoth inside his baking funnel.”
